Funny radio commercial

I get quite a kick out of funny TV or radio commercials.
This one I just heard yesterday. It goes somewhat like this.
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"you feel a sensation, something you're not familiar with... you realize your zipper is open and the sensation was that of a cool breeze.. you lunge to get your zipper up with as much speed as you can muster... you're now cut off the open sensation, the good feel... why can't you have the good breeze and open feel as long as your underwear is clean... mini cooper convertible.. open, cool sensation without the embarassment."

well, it was somewhat like that... so funny.